Retirement Homes. Dens of Iniquity?
(See here) a Slate webzine article that reports STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) spread is on the increase amongst of all groups, senior citizens!
The article gives as the number one explanation for the increase is the availability of Viagra, grin.
Perhaps we next will start seeing demonstrations from moral vigilante groups outside retirement homes demanding these "Dens of Iniquity" must be shut down!
Who could have known that the local "Senior Center" could become a hub for "swinging singles" to pair up?
I thought it was supposed to go "With age comes wisdom". I didn't know that "free sex" was part of the equation when it comes to getting old.
Evidently the generation of Woodstock did not change their ways when they put the AARP membership card in their wallet.
The article gives as the number one explanation for the increase is the availability of Viagra, grin.
Perhaps we next will start seeing demonstrations from moral vigilante groups outside retirement homes demanding these "Dens of Iniquity" must be shut down!
Who could have known that the local "Senior Center" could become a hub for "swinging singles" to pair up?
I thought it was supposed to go "With age comes wisdom". I didn't know that "free sex" was part of the equation when it comes to getting old.
Evidently the generation of Woodstock did not change their ways when they put the AARP membership card in their wallet.
posted by Little David at 5/30/2006 12:05:00 PM
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